Finally doing posts/cal

Ok so I know it is weird doing posts without pictures but I thought I might as well start somewhere. So my first post is about our crazy son Cal. He is 2 years and 3 months old and this kids is the biggest terror. So this week he figured out how to open doors in our house. So yesterday he opened the office door downstairs and found a marker and went to town on the walls. Then last night he found a pen and drew all over one of the walls in our master bedroom. So we went to get the mr. clean magic eraser thing and it is not so magic for pen. It worked great on the marker but I still have pen all over my wall. So if anyone has any great ideas on how to get pen out they would be welcomed. Then today I am doing my hair and cade yells at me from the kitchen saying " mom get out here now we have a real problem" so I come out to find cal with lysol toilet bowl cleaner in this hand and it was on him, his blanket, the kitchen floor (all over) and a little on the carpet. I was freaking out. I think today was the first time Cal has gotten in trouble from me. I was running around like a crazy lady trying to get it all cleaned up. So I got it looking decent and then looked at the time cade was already 15 min (I was helping in his class today so I was 15 min late also) late for school and he needed to bring a pumpkin to school and all I had was one of those tiny ones. Cade kept telling me that his teacher said it needed to be a big one but I told him that was all we had. So when he brought it to school his teacher just started laughing and so did I because that is just how the day had gone. Good thing Mrs. Farr is always prepared and she brought a few extra pumpkins for the kids in her class who have crazy moms like myself. I am scared that this is just the beginning of Cal causing me trouble. P.S. I am headed to the store tonight to find something to go over our door handles!!!